Farmer Joe’s mysterious merchant cart pulls up to a new city. The screen reads: "Stay tuned: Farm Taxes: Attack on Titan: Part 3 — The Debt Collectors and the Scared Sheep." The end. (For now.)
This absurdly wholesome crossover blends hforgods' chaotic humor with Attack on Titan’s existential dread, proving that even in a dystopian world, the true enemy is… paperwork. 🌾🔥
He bit into a Titan-shaped energy bar (provided by a suspicious merchant named "Farmer Joe") and transformed into a Titan… of the organic gardening variety. His right hand became a spade, the other a watering can.
The user wants a complete story, so I need to build a narrative that combines elements from both. The first part was already mentioned in the query, so part 2 would follow up on that. Since the original Farm Taxes is a comedy, the story should maintain a humorous tone, possibly with absurd or funny scenarios mixing the characters and settings from both universes.
"...I can’t even." The Pivotal Pivot: A Truce in the Tillage The Tax Titan, mid-monologue about "capital gains on flesh," slipped in a mud trap (planned by Eren's squad). Armin calculated the precise moment to drop a fertilizer bomb, knocking the Tax Man's monocle askew and slowing his accounting.
"Ah, young Eren! You’ve yet to file your Titan-derived crop taxes. Did you think you could farm without paying tribute to the Treasury of the Wall?!"
"We’re in a war . You expect us to fill out 1040-E forms now?!"
